Skull Found in Kyle? More Like 'Planted' by the Deep State, Says Local Conspiracy Guru

In a shocking turn of events that the so-called 'authorities' would have you believe is just another routine investigation, a landscaping crew in Kyle stumbled upon a human skull. But let’s not be naive, folks. This isn’t just some random bone—oh no. This is clearly part of a larger, more sinister plot.

First off, who just 'finds' a skull while trimming hedges? That’s right—nobody. This was planted. By whom, you ask? The same shadowy figures who want you to believe in 'climate change' and 'vaccines.' Wake up, sheeple! This skull is obviously a distraction from the real issues, like the fact that the city council is probably using your tax dollars to fund underground bunkers where they’re stockpiling kale chips and soy milk.

And let’s talk about the 'landscaping crew.' Convenient, isn’t it? These so-called 'workers' just happened to be in the right place at the right time to 'discover' this skull. I’m not saying they’re crisis actors, but I’m also not not saying that. Coincidence? I think not.

Meanwhile, the Kyle police are 'investigating.' Sure, because we all trust the police to get to the bottom of this—the same police who probably take orders from the globalist elites pushing their 'safety' agenda. Mark my words, this skull is just the tip of the iceberg. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us it’s 'normal' to find femurs in your flower beds.

Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there—buried, perhaps, but definitely not dead. And remember: if you see something, say something… unless it’s a mainstream news outlet, in which case, it’s probably fake.