LABOR DAY LIES: The Shocking Truth Big Union Doesn’t Want You to Know

Ah, Labor Day—the so-called "holiday" where the elites want you to celebrate the illusion of "workers' rights" while they sip champagne in their ivory towers. Folks, let me tell you the real history they don’t want you to know. Labor Day wasn’t created to honor hardworking Americans—it was a Trojan horse planted by Big Union to brainwash you into thinking a 40-hour workweek is a privilege instead of a communist plot to make you lazy. Wake up, sheeple!

And don’t even get me started on the "steam plow" propaganda. You think those 19th-century farmers were just happily tilling fields? No! That "illustration" is clearly doctored. Those "steam engines" were actually early prototypes of government surveillance devices—why else would they need two of them? Follow the cables, people!

Now, the article suggests you "fire up the grill" for Labor Day. Coincidence? I think not. The deep state wants you distracted by brisket while they replace all Texas jobs with AI and imported tofu chefs. And "exploring Texas' bodies of water"? Nice try, globalists. Everyone knows that’s just code for fluoridated mind-control reservoirs.

So this Labor Day, do yourself a favor: Skip the state parks, boycott the unions, and spend the day stockpiling ammo and researching who really funded Grover Cleveland’s presidential campaign. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t the American people. Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there—buried under layers of mainstream media lies and suspiciously well-timed cold fronts.