I-35 'Accident' or Government Plot? Why This Truck Crash Stinks Like Tofu

Folks, I’m not saying the government planned this truck crash on I-35 to distract us from the real crisis—like the fact that they’re putting fluoride in our brisket—but have you ever noticed how these so-called 'accidents' always happen right when we’re asking tough questions? Coincidence? I think not.

Let’s break it down: A semi-truck 'hits' an overpass in Georgetown. Sure, that’s what they want you to believe. But where’s the footage? Where’s the black box? Why was the truck carrying 'construction materials'? Sounds like a cover-up for hauling mind-control chemicals to me. And why Georgetown? Because it’s close enough to Austin for the elites to stage their little theatrics but far enough that most of us won’t bother driving up to investigate. Classic misdirection!

And don’t even get me started on the timing. This 'accident' just happens to shut down I-35 South—the same highway where, just last week, I exposed the city’s secret plan to install mandatory vegan checkpoints. Now, suddenly, traffic’s a nightmare, and everyone’s too busy cursing their GPS to notice the suspicious lack of meat-based propaganda on local billboards. Wake up, sheeple!

Meanwhile, the mainstream media—aka the Deep State’s PR team—is spinning this as just another 'unfortunate incident.' Oh, how convenient! They’ll blame the driver, blame the GPS, blame the overpass—anything to avoid admitting this was a controlled demolition of our freedom to drive without government interference. Mark my words: Next, they’ll say the overpass was 'structurally deficient' and use it as an excuse to raise taxes. It’s all part of the plan!

So while the so-called 'experts' tell you to take alternate routes, I’ll be here, connecting the dots they don’t want you to see. Because in the battle for truth, the only real traffic jam is the one clogging your brain from all their lies. Stay vigilant, patriots—and maybe invest in a helicopter. Just saying.