GOVERNMENT APPROVED WEED: The Deep State’s Plot to Keep Texans High and Compliant

Folks, the so-called 'Texas THC ban' is dead—or so they want you to think. But let me tell you, this isn’t about 'regulation' or 'compassionate use.' No, no, no. This is about the deep state’s latest plot to keep Texans docile, distracted, and dependent on their government-approved CBD gummies while they slip mind-control chemicals into our Whataburger ketchup. Wake up, sheeple!

Governor Greg Abbott, the same man who once bravely stood against mask mandates, has now vetoed a bill that would’ve protected us from the scourge of delta-8-infused kombucha. Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly a move by the Big Hemp Lobby, which is undoubtedly run by the same shadowy figures who want to replace our beloved brisket with lab-grown 'meat.'

And don’t even get me started on Senate Bill 2024, which supposedly 'bans' vape products marketed to kids. Oh, sure, because the government totally cares about protecting children—unless, of course, those children are being indoctrinated in public schools with CRT and gender-neutral pronouns. But hey, at least they’re not arresting you for owning a delta-8 vape pen… yet.

Meanwhile, the Compassionate-Use Program is just a Trojan horse for the eventual legalization of full-blown reefer madness. Mark my words, folks—next thing you know, Austin will be overrun with dreadlocked anarchists riding electric scooters and demanding free vegan tacos. And who’s behind it? The same globalist elites who want to microchip us through 5G and turn Texas into a woke dystopia.

So while the mainstream media spins this as a 'victory for personal freedom,' remember: they’re lying. The real war isn’t just about THC—it’s about your right to think clearly, grill meat without guilt, and resist the creeping tyranny of the hemp-industrial complex. Stay vigilant, stock up on beef jerky, and for the love of liberty, don’t trust the CBD gummies.