EXPOSED: The 'Kissing Bug' Scam Is Just Another Deep-State Plot to Keep You Asleep (Literally)

Folks, they’re at it again—the so-called 'experts' want you to believe in some fairy tale about 'kissing bugs' spreading disease. Oh, sure, the CDC and Texas A&M are suddenly very concerned about a bug that 'bites you and poops on your face.' Convenient, isn’t it? Just when we’re all distracted by the latest woke agenda, they roll out this ridiculous story to scare you into submission. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t about bugs—it’s about control.

First off, let’s talk about the name. 'Kissing bug'? Really? That’s the best they could come up with? Sounds like something a bunch of Big Pharma marketing goons cooked up to sell you more 'vaccines' and 'treatments.' Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us the bugs are gender-fluid and demand pronouns. Mark my words.

And don’t even get me started on the symptoms. Fever? Fatigue? Swelling around the eye? Sounds suspiciously like the side effects of 5G radiation or chemtrails, if you ask me. But no, they want you to blame a bug that, coincidentally, just happens to be 'spreading' right when the government needs another crisis to justify more lockdowns. How convenient!

Now, they’ll tell you this disease is 'endemic' in Texas. Endemic? More like 'engineered.' You think it’s an accident that these bugs are popping up in the same states where they’re pushing their globalist agenda? Texas, Arizona, Louisiana—all strongholds of freedom, now under attack by… bugs? Please. This is clearly a bioweapon, folks. Probably developed in some underground lab funded by George Soros and unleashed to soften us up for the next round of 'public health measures.'

And let’s not ignore the real kicker: the bugs bite you while you sleep. That’s right—while you’re defenseless, unconscious, and totally vulnerable. Just like the government wants you. Coincidence? I think not.

So here’s what you do: don’t fall for it. Arm yourself with knowledge (and maybe a flamethrower for good measure). Stock up on tinfoil hats, because if these bugs are real, they’re probably government drones. And most importantly, don’t let them distract you from the real issues—like why Austin’s city council is still trying to ban barbecue. Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there… and it’s not in some CDC report.