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Amy Coney Barrett’s Austin Book Tour: A Deep-State BBQ Takeover?

Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett’s Austin book tour is just another deep-state plot to brainwash Texans, according to local conspiracy theorist Alex Jaxon.

Alex Jaxon

By Alex Jaxon

Published September 17, 2025 at 3:40pm


Folks, it’s happening again. The so-called 'elites' are descending upon Austin, and this time, they’ve sent none other than Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett to peddle her new book at the LBJ Library. Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly a deep-state operation to indoctrinate the good people of Texas with her so-called 'originalist' propaganda. Wake up, sheeple!

Let’s break this down. Barrett’s book, 'Listening to the Law,' is supposedly about the Constitution. But we all know what that really means—it’s a Trojan horse for the globalist agenda. Why else would she be touring with Bari Weiss, the queen of the 'intellectual dark web'? And now she’s coming to Austin, the last bastion of freedom (except for all the Californians moving here).

And get this—the event is co-hosted by the LBJ School of Public Affairs. LBJ! The man who expanded the federal government like it was a Black Friday sale. This is the same library that probably has a secret underground bunker where they plot how to replace our beloved brisket with lab-grown meat.

But wait, it gets worse. The book sales benefit the LBJ Presidential Library. That’s right, your hard-earned dollars will go straight into the pockets of the very institution that wants to erase our Texan heritage. And don’t even get me started on the other justices touring with their books. Sotomayor’s pushing a children’s book? Classic brainwashing tactic. Jackson’s memoir? Probably just a cover for her real mission: turning Austin into a no-gun zone.

So mark your calendars, patriots. September 18th is the day the elites try to infiltrate our city. Will you stand idly by, or will you rise up and protect our barbecue-loving way of life? The choice is yours. Stay vigilant, stay armed, and for the love of all that is holy, don’t buy the signed copies.

This is Alex Jaxon, signing off from my bunker. The truth is out there—if you’re brave enough to see it.

Mic drop.