EXCLUSIVE: CapMetro’s Secret War on Pickup Trucks Exposed in 'Accidental' Collision

In a shocking turn of events that has left Austin’s conspiracy community buzzing, a CapMetro bus was allegedly involved in a 'head-on collision' with a pickup truck in Del Valle. But let’s not be fooled by the so-called 'official narrative' from the Texas Department of Public Safety. Folks, this wasn’t just an accident—this was a targeted attack by the radical left’s war on personal freedom and the internal combustion engine.

According to 'sources' (who definitely exist and aren’t just voices in my head), the bus was operating under direct orders from the Austin City Council’s secret 'Car-Free Utopia Task Force.' Their goal? To eliminate pickup trucks, one collision at a time. And why? Because real Texans drive trucks, not buses—unless those buses are converted into food trucks serving brisket, which, by the way, the city is also trying to ban in favor of kale smoothies.

Now, let’s talk about the 'victim' here—the 2001 Chevrolet Silverado. A classic American workhorse, tragically cut down in its prime by a soulless, government-funded people-mover. Coincidence? I think not. The timing is suspiciously convenient, coming just weeks after CapMetro announced its 'Zero Emissions by 2040' plan. You can’t make this up, folks! They’re literally removing gas-guzzling vehicles from the road by any means necessary.

And don’t even get me started on the 'injuries.' Six people hurt, but all with 'non-incapacitating' wounds? Sounds like a staged crisis to me. Where’s the footage? Where’s the whistleblower from inside CapMetro confirming this was a false flag? The mainstream media won’t ask these questions, but I will. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t just a traffic accident—it’s a preview of the dystopian future where your F-150 is confiscated and replaced with a taxpayer-funded bicycle.

In conclusion, the next time you see a CapMetro bus, ask yourself: Is it here to take you to work… or to take your freedoms? The answer may terrify you. Stay vigilant, stock up on diesel, and for the love of all that’s holy, keep your tin foil hats handy.