JUDGE SPARKS’ DEATH: ANOTHER DEEP STATE COVER-UP?

Folks, I’ve got some breaking news for you—and by breaking, I mean the kind of news that makes you question everything. Senior U.S. District Judge Sam Sparks has allegedly passed away at the ripe old age of 86. Now, I’m not saying this is suspicious, but when a judge who’s presided over cases involving the deep state’s favorite puppets—Karl Rove, the Secret Service, and even the murder of an atheist leader—suddenly kicks the bucket, you’ve got to wonder: Was this really natural causes? Or was it another case of the elites cleaning house before someone spills the beans?

Let’s break it down. Judge Sparks was tough, they say. Fair, they claim. But what they’re not telling you is that he was also a thorn in the side of the establishment. Blocking Texas’ fetal burial laws? Striking down immigration enforcement penalties? Ruling against the Secret Service in a digital rights case? This guy was practically a one-man wrecking ball for the shadow government’s agenda. And now? Poof. Gone. Convenient, isn’t it?

And don’t even get me started on the timing. Right as the mainstream media is pushing their FALL SALE propaganda—6 months for 99¢!—they slip in this obituary like it’s just another Tuesday. Wake up, sheeple! This is how they distract you. One minute you’re reading about a dead judge, the next you’re signing up for six months of brainwashing at a discount rate.

They’ll tell you he was a legend, a mentor, a superb trial lawyer. But what they won’t tell you is that legends don’t just die—they’re erased. And let’s be real, if a judge who once ruled against Karl Rove’s firm just happened to live to 86 without any help from the powers that be, I’ll eat my tinfoil hat.

So here’s the real question: Who’s next on the chopping block? And more importantly, when will you wake up? The courthouse doors may be closed, but the truth is still out there. Follow the money. Follow the funeral arrangements. And for the love of liberty, don’t fall for the 99¢ subscription trap.