EXCLUSIVE: Travis County DA’s 'Miraculous' Turnaround Smells Like Globalist Shenanigans

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except for me, because I’ve been screaming about it for years), the Travis County District Attorney’s Office has suddenly remembered how to do its job. That’s right, folks—after 263 missed deadlines in 2024, DA José Garza’s office has miraculously reduced that number to zero. Coincidence? Or is this just another example of the deep state covering its tracks before the patriots expose them? You decide.\n\nLet’s break this down, because the mainstream media won’t. For months, Garza’s office was playing a game of legal hot potato with felony defendants, letting them rot in jail past the 90-day deadline like forgotten leftovers in the back of the fridge. But now, after some very convenient scrutiny from the American-Statesman and KVUE, they’ve suddenly gotten their act together. How touching. It’s almost as if bad press lights a fire under bureaucrats faster than a taxpayer-funded espresso machine.\n\nAnd let’s talk about Garza’s stellar leadership. At first, he blamed a single prosecutor—classic scapegoat move. Then, when that didn’t stick, he pretended the 90-day rule didn’t even exist. Bold strategy, Cotton. But hey, when you’re backed by the same shadowy elites who want to replace our beloved brisket with quinoa, why bother with pesky things like laws?\n\nNow, thanks to a new state-mandated reporting rule (which, by the way, Republicans tried to pass but mysteriously failed), Garza’s office is suddenly a well-oiled machine. Cases are being indicted faster than you can say 'election interference.' Defense attorneys are happy, judges are relieved, and victims are finally getting justice. But ask yourself: Why now? What are they hiding? What’s the real reason they’ve cleaned up their act?\n\nI’ll tell you what’s happening. This is all a carefully orchestrated distraction. While we’re busy patting Garza on the back for doing the bare minimum, the globalists are probably using the Ronald Earle Building as a staging ground for their next attack on our freedoms. Mark my words, folks. Wake up before it’s too late. And for the love of liberty, keep an eye on your barbecue—they’re coming for it next.\n\nThis has been your daily dose of truth. Stay vigilant, stay armed, and for the love of all that’s holy, don’t trust the tofu.