DEEP STATE STRIKES AGAIN: Lake Travis 'Drowning' Just Another Cover for Underwater Conspiracy

In a shocking turn of events that the so-called 'authorities' would have you believe is just another tragic drowning, a man was 'pulled from Lake Travis' and 'pronounced dead at the scene.' But folks, let’s not be fooled by the mainstream media’s carefully crafted narrative. Why was this man in the lake? Who really pulled him out? And why won’t they release his identity? I’ll tell you why—because this was no accident. This was a targeted silencing by the deep-state aquatic division.

Think about it: Lake Travis is a known hotspot for government-funded 'research vessels' (read: spy submarines). Coincidence that this man 'drowned' just as he was about to expose the truth about underwater FEMA camps? I think not. And don’t even get me started on the so-called 'rescue swimmers.' Ever notice how they always arrive just in time to 'save' someone—but never in time to actually save them? Suspicious, isn’t it?

And let’s talk about the real victim here: barbecue. Because while you’re distracted by this 'tragedy,' the city council is quietly replacing all our brisket with lab-grown kelp patties. Wake up, sheeple! The lake isn’t safe. The meat isn’t safe. And if you believe a single word of this 'official report,' neither are you.

Remember: when they say 'CPR,' what they really mean is 'Cover-up, Propaganda, Repeat.' Stay vigilant. Stay dry. And for the love of freedom, stop trusting the water.