Sober Truck Driver Indicted for 'Reckless Driving'—Because Apparently, That’s a Crime Now

In a shocking turn of events that has left Austin’s conspiracy theorists scratching their heads, a truck driver has been indicted for a horrific crash on I-35—without the usual scapegoat of intoxication. That’s right, folks. The deep state has officially run out of excuses, so they’ve resorted to charging poor Solomon Weldekeal Araya with checks notes driving like a maniac.

According to the 12-page indictment, Araya allegedly committed the heinous crime of not paying attention while piloting an 18-wheeler through a construction zone. Disregarding signs? Failing to brake? Leaving his lane? Sounds like your average Austin driver on a Tuesday, but suddenly, when five people die, it’s a crime.

His lawyer, Bristol Myers, had the audacity to call this a 'tragic accident'—clearly unaware that Travis County prosecutors have a quota to meet. First, they tried to pin it on alcohol. Then drugs. When both tests came back clean, they just shrugged and said, 'Eh, let’s throw the book at him anyway.'

But let’s be real, folks. This is just another distraction from the real issue: why was there a construction zone on I-35 in the first place? Coincidence? I think not. The city council wants chaos on the roads—it’s all part of their master plan to force us into self-driving electric pods while they sip kombucha in their underground bunkers. Wake up, sheeple!

And don’t even get me started on the 'family of four' narrative. How do we know they were real people? Where’s the birth certificates? The dental records? Until I see a livestreamed exhumation, I’m calling this whole thing a false flag operation to justify more speed traps.

Bottom line: if the government can indict a man for reckless driving, what’s next? Ticketing cyclists for not running stop signs? Arresting pedestrians for jaywalking? This is tyranny, folks. And mark my words—next time, it could be you behind bars for 'failing to maintain a proper lookout' while scrolling through Truth Social at a red light. Stay vigilant. Stay paranoid. And for the love of freedom, always blame the deep state first.