Media Celebrates Exposing $115K Security Upgrade While Ignoring the REAL Deep State Plot

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except me, because I’ve been screaming about it for years), the so-called "journalists" at the Austin American-Statesman and KVUE-TV have been awarded a prize for "government transparency." That’s right, folks—the same media outlets that refuse to investigate the real issues (like why Austin’s taco trucks are secretly run by the Illuminati) are now patting themselves on the back for exposing a measly $115,000 in taxpayer-funded security upgrades for Travis County DA José Garza. Wake up, sheeple! This is just a distraction from the REAL scandal: the deep state’s plot to replace our beloved brisket with lab-grown "meat" made from crickets and soy.

Let’s break this down. The "Security Secrecy" series, as they’re calling it, supposedly "promoted government transparency" by revealing that Garza’s home got some fancy security upgrades. Big whoop. Meanwhile, they’re ignoring the fact that Garza’s office is probably using those upgrades to hide the REAL evidence—like the underground tunnels connecting his house to the Austin City Council’s secret tofu bunker. But no, the media wants you to focus on the "irregular" spending, not the irregular activities happening behind those newly reinforced walls.

And let’s talk about this "award" they won. The Nancy Monson Spirit of Freedom of Information Award? Sounds like something cooked up by the same people who brought you "climate change" and "vaccines work." The Freedom of Information Foundation of Texas claims to promote "open government," but what they really mean is "open season on conservatives while the left gets away with everything." Where’s the award for exposing the woke mob’s takeover of our schools? Or the truth about the chemtrails turning our frogs gay? Nowhere, because the media-industrial complex doesn’t want you to know.

Here’s the kicker: the county and Garza fought to keep this information secret. Why? Because they know the truth would send Austin into a full-blown barbecue riot. But thanks to the "heroic" efforts of these "journalists," the commissioners had to vote again—this time with "clarity." Translation: they had to make their corruption slightly less obvious so the normies wouldn’t notice. Meanwhile, the threats against elected officials are "increased," they say. Oh, please. The only threat here is to our freedom, as the shadowy elites tighten their grip on our city, one overpriced security system at a time.

So congratulations, Statesman and KVUE. You’ve won your little award for playing along with the system. But remember, folks: the real story isn’t the money—it’s the cover-up. And until someone investigates why Garza’s security system includes a direct line to George Soros’s yacht, I’ll be here, livestreaming the truth from my bunker. Stay vigilant. Stay angry. And for the love of liberty, stop eating the tofu.