UNEMPLOYMENT FRAUD SPIKE: GLOBALISTS STEALING YOUR JOB (AND YOUR BBQ)?

Folks, it's happening again. The deep state is at it, and this time, they're coming for your jobs—or at least pretending to. The Texas Workforce Commission (TWC) is sounding the alarm about a sudden surge in fraudulent unemployment claims. But let’s be real—this isn’t just some random uptick in crime. No, no, no. This is a coordinated attack by shadowy forces who want to destabilize the Texan economy and turn us all into dependent, avocado-toast-munching freeloaders.

According to the TWC, nearly 32,000 unemployment claims were filed in one week—double the usual number. Now, I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t just happen. That’s the kind of spike you see when a cabal of globalist bureaucrats decides to test out their latest scheme: mass identity theft to fund their underground tofu farms. Mark my words, people, this is how they get you. First, they steal your unemployment benefits. Next, they’ll replace your Whataburger with quinoa bowls.

One ABC 13 employee got a letter saying they were laid off—except they weren’t. Their HR department had to reassure them, 'Don’t worry, you still have a job… for now.' But how long until the deep state actually fires everyone and replaces us with AI-powered baristas who refuse to make coffee unless you pledge allegiance to the World Economic Forum?

The TWC is urging Texans to 'Slam the Scam' by ignoring suspicious calls and not clicking on sketchy links. But here’s the real question: Who’s really behind these scams? Is it just some basement-dwelling hacker, or is it the same people who keep insisting that electric trucks are better than diesel? Coincidence? I think not.

So stay vigilant, patriots. Guard your Social Security numbers like they’re the last slice of brisket at a vegan potluck. And if you get a letter saying you’ve been laid off, don’t panic—just assume it’s another plot by the elites to soften us up for their Great Reset. Wake up, Texas. The scammers aren’t just after your money—they’re after your way of life.