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EXCLUSIVE: Big Yogurt’s Shocking Cover-Up—The Truth Behind the 1991 Murders They *Don’t* Want You to Know
After 34 years, officials claim to have solved the infamous yogurt shop murders—but Alex Jaxon isn’t buying it. In this explosive exposé, he reveals the *real* conspiracy behind Austin’s darkest day.
By Alex Jaxon
Published October 5, 2025 at 11:00am
The Yogurt Conspiracy: How Big Dairy Covered Up the Truth for 34 Years
Folks, I’ve been saying it for years—whenever there’s a tragedy, there’s a cover-up. And now, after 34 long years, the so-called "authorities" want us to believe they’ve finally cracked the case of the infamous yogurt shop murders? Please. This reeks of a classic deep-state distraction.
First, let’s talk about the timing. Why now? Because the globalist elites are desperate to keep you from asking the real questions—like why was a yogurt shop even open that late? Who eats frozen dairy at night unless they’re part of some sinister lactose lobby? And why does the mainstream media keep pushing this narrative instead of exposing the real culprits: Big Yogurt.
They want you to believe it was some lone wolf serial killer, Robert Eugene Brashers. Oh, sure, conveniently dead so he can’t defend himself. How typical. Meanwhile, four innocent men had their lives destroyed by a justice system that’s clearly in the pocket of Big Dairy. Wake up, sheeple! This was never about justice—it was about keeping the masses docile while the dairy-industrial complex pumped our children full of probiotic propaganda.
And let’s not ignore the real victim here: Austin’s reputation. Before this tragedy, we were a proud city of live music and breakfast tacos. Now? We’re just another statistic in the war on dessert-based small businesses. Coincidence? I think not. The deep state wanted Austin to lose its innocence so they could replace our beloved local shops with corporate smoothie chains.
So while the mayor and his cronies pat themselves on the back for "solving" this case, remember—the truth is still out there. And until we get a real investigation into the shadowy forces behind this crime (follow the dairy money!), I’ll be here, livestreaming from my bunker, connecting the dots the mainstream media doesn’t want you to see.
Stay vigilant, Austin. And for the love of liberty, boycott yogurt.