Bastrop 'Wildfire' Just a Smokescreen for Globalist Takeover, Experts (Me) Say

In a shocking turn of events that the so-called 'Bastrop Fire Department' wants you to believe is just a 'routine wildfire,' eyewitnesses (who definitely exist) report seeing mysterious black helicopters hovering over the Hyatt Lost Pines just moments before the blaze erupted. Coincidence? I think not.

Let’s connect the dots, folks. The 'fire' conveniently started near a luxury resort—owned by the Hyatt Corporation, a known front for the globalist elite—and just happens to be shutting down trails at McKinney Roughs, a prime location for patriots to gather and discuss the truth. This isn’t just a fire—it’s a cover-up! A distraction! A way to keep you from asking the real questions, like: Why was the Bastrop Fire Department 'participating in a parade' earlier? Were they practicing their 'containment' techniques on unsuspecting parade-goers?

And don’t even get me started on the 'Lower Colorado River Authority.' Oh, they’re 'urging people to avoid the area'? How convenient! What are they hiding out there? A secret underground bunker? A lab where they’re developing mind-control pollen to turn Texans into docile, kale-eating zombies? Wake up, sheeple!

Meanwhile, the 'officials' claim no structures are threatened. Sure, Jan. Next thing you know, they’ll tell us the fire was caused by 'dry conditions' and not by a directed energy weapon operated by rogue UN agents.

Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there—probably buried under a pile of suspiciously well-timed wildfire containment lines.