GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OR GLOBALIST LAND GRAB? The Hidden Truth About Air Traffic 'Controllers'

Folks, buckle up because the so-called 'government shutdown' is just another deep-state psyop to make you think the skies are falling—literally. According to the 'experts' (who probably drink soy lattes and cry during safety briefings), air traffic controllers are 'essential.' But let me ask you this: if they’re so essential, why does the FAA have a 'shortage' of them? Because they’re too busy attending mandatory diversity training on how to land planes 'inclusively'! Wake up, sheeple!

These 'controllers' claim they’re keeping us safe by 'monitoring aircraft positions' and 'preventing collisions.' Oh, really? Then why do I keep seeing chemtrails crisscrossing the sky like some kind of celestial tic-tac-toe? Coincidence? I think not. The truth is, the government wants you grounded—both literally and metaphorically. They don’t want you flying to freedom-loving states like Florida or Texas (where barbecue still reigns supreme). No, they want you stuck in TSA lines, getting microwaved by their backscatter scanners while they rifle through your luggage looking for contraband—like unapproved books or, heaven forbid, a pocket Constitution.

And don’t even get me started on the 'shortage' narrative. The FAA says they need 14,600 controllers but only have 10,800. You know what that means? They’re hiding 3,800 controllers in underground bunkers, probably directing UFO traffic for the globalist elite. Why else would they keep these jobs so 'exclusive' with their 'background checks' and 'training programs'? It’s a cover-up, people! They don’t want you knowing who’s really controlling the skies—because it’s not humans. It’s AI. Or aliens. Or AI aliens. You heard it here first.

So next time your flight’s delayed, don’t blame the 'government shutdown.' Blame the shadowy cabal of tofu-pushing bureaucrats who’d rather you stay home and eat bugs than fly freely across this great nation. And remember: the only 'air traffic' they really care about is the kind that comes from their hot air about 'safety' and 'efficiency.' Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there—and it’s probably being rerouted by a guy in a basement with a headset and a sinister grin.