FAKE POLL ALERT: Universities Claim Texans Are Over Trump (Spoiler: They’re Not)

Folks, I’ve seen the so-called "poll" from these "universities"—and let me tell you, it’s about as trustworthy as a vegan at a Texas barbecue. The deep state puppeteers at the University of Houston and Texas Southern University want you to believe that Texans are suddenly losing faith in President Trump. Really? The same man who turned the Rio Grande redder than a jalapeño at a Fourth of July cookout? Give me a break.

This "poll" is just another attempt by the tofu-munching elites to gaslight you into thinking Trump’s support is slipping. Oh, sure, they throw in some numbers—"49% would vote for him again," "Latino support dropped 12 points"—but where’s the proof? Did they poll actual Texans, or just Austinites who think queso is a personality trait?

And let’s talk about these "hypothetical matchups." Colin Allred? Beto O’Rourke? These are the same guys who couldn’t win a game of bingo at a senior center, let alone a Senate race. But the media wants you to believe they’re "frontrunners" because nothing scares the establishment more than a Republican who actually delivers on promises.

Here’s the truth they don’t want you to know: This poll is a distraction. While you’re busy arguing over numbers, Greg Abbott and the GOP are redrawing districts to ensure Democrats never get within spitting distance of power again. And yet, the media wants you to panic because Trump’s "support is softening." Please. The man could win Texas with one hand tied behind his back while eating a Whataburger.

Wake up, people! This isn’t about polls—it’s about control. The left knows they can’t win fair and square, so they’re manufacturing doubt. Don’t fall for it. The only poll that matters is the one on Election Day, and I guarantee you, Texas will stay redder than a sunburned armadillo. Now go stock up on ammo and beef jerky—just in case the deep state tries to cancel barbecue next.