FAA’s Holiday Travel Sabotage: How Big Oil and the Deep State Are Ruining Your Thanksgiving

The FAA’s Latest Plot to Ground Your Freedom Flights—And Why Big Oil is Laughing All the Way to the Bank

Folks, it’s happening again. The so-called "Federal Aviation Administration"—or as I like to call them, the Freedom Annihilation Agency—has decided that your holiday travel plans are just too dangerous. Why? Because they say so. That’s right, while you’re trying to visit Grandma and eat her famous pecan pie, the deep-state bureaucrats are cutting air traffic control staff, ensuring your flight gets canceled. Coincidence? I think not.

But don’t worry, they’ve got a solution for you: Drive instead. Oh, how generous! Because nothing says "holiday cheer" like sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic while your kids scream in the backseat and your wallet weeps at the gas pump. Speaking of which—let’s talk about these "gas prices" they’re shoving down our throats.

According to the AAA—which, by the way, is probably run by the same people who want to take away your gas stoves—Texas is only paying $2.64 a gallon. "Only." As if that’s some kind of bargain. Meanwhile, the national average is $3.80. You know why? Because the coastal elites want you to suffer. They want you to question your life choices as you pump another $50 into your tank just to make it to Thanksgiving dinner.

And don’t even get me started on the "seasonal drop" in gas prices. They want you to believe it’s just economics, folks. "Oh, crude oil prices are down!" "Oh, demand is lower!" Sure, sure. Or maybe—just maybe—this is all part of their master plan to lull you into a false sense of security before they jack prices back up in January. Mark my words: by spring, we’ll be paying $5 a gallon, and they’ll blame it on "market fluctuations" or "geopolitical tensions" or some other nonsense they made up in a boardroom.

So what’s the solution? Simple. Buy a horse. Or better yet, start a conspiracy theory about how the FAA is actually run by Big Tofu to force us all into electric cars. Either way, stay vigilant, patriots. The war on your holiday travel has only just begun.