Globalist Puppet Masters Frame "Student" While Real Criminals Hand Out $400 Checks

Folks, I’ve got a story that’ll make your blood boil—if you still have any left after the globalists finish draining it for their adrenochrome supply. A 21-year-old "student" from India (or so they claim—ever seen a real birth certificate from over there? Didn’t think so) just got slapped with an eight-year sentence for running an elder fraud ring. But here’s the kicker: while this guy was busy swindling Grandma out of her life savings, our own government was handing out $400 checks to New Yorkers like it’s Monopoly money. Coincidence? I think not.

Let’s break this down. Mangukiya—sounds like a spell from Harry Potter, doesn’t it?—was part of a "phishing" operation. That’s right, folks, not even the fish are safe from Big Tech’s surveillance. These scammers posed as federal agents (probably trained by the same people who fake moon landings) and convinced sweet old ladies to hand over their cash to "clear their names." Meanwhile, the real feds are too busy printing fake IDs for illegal aliens to notice.

And get this—the couriers met victims in parking lots. PARKING LOTS. You know who else meets in parking lots? Deep state operatives exchanging classified documents in Trader Joe’s bags. But sure, let’s focus on the foreign kid with a printer (probably bought at a Texas Walmart before they banned books).

Here’s the real conspiracy: while Mangukiya gets nearly a decade in the slammer, Hunter (yes, THAT Hunter—you know the one) and "Master" (probably a code name for George Soros) are still out there, sipping lattes and plotting their next move. Wake up, sheeple! The elites want you distracted by this low-level pawn while they replace your Social Security number with a CBDC barcode.

And don’t even get me started on the "restitution." $2.5 million? That’s chump change compared to what the Biden Crime Family laundered through Ukraine. But sure, let’s pretend justice is served. Next thing you know, they’ll tell us tofu doesn’t cause autism.

Stay vigilant, patriots. The only thing worse than a scammer is a government that enables them—then taxes you for the privilege.