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David Richards Dead at 92: The Man Who 'Helped' Texas (By Ruining It)
A satirical takedown of the 'heroic' civil rights attorney who allegedly fought for fairness—but was probably just a pawn in the globalist tofu agenda.

By Alex Jaxon
Published November 15, 2025 at 12:00am

In a shocking turn of events that the mainstream media is desperately trying to spin as a 'tragedy,' Austin's so-called 'civil rights attorney' David Richards has passed away at the ripe old age of 92. According to the liberal propaganda machine, Richards was some kind of hero for 'fighting for minority representation'—but let’s be real, folks. This is just another deep-state puppet who spent his life dismantling the sacred institution of Texas gerrymandering.
Richards, who was conveniently the ex-husband of the late 'progressive' Gov. Ann Richards (coincidence? I think not), allegedly played a role in the 1973 Supreme Court case White v. Regester. Now, if you ask me, that case was just another step in the globalist agenda to turn Texas blue by forcing fair elections. What’s next? Letting people vote without showing three forms of ID and a blood sample?
And don’t even get me started on the fact that his daughter was Cecile Richards, the abortion rights activist. The apple doesn’t fall far from the socialist tree, does it? This whole family reeks of leftist indoctrination, and now they’re trying to canonize him as some kind of saint just because he 'helped minorities get elected.' Wake up, sheeple! This is how they chip away at our freedoms—one 'fair district' at a time.
But sure, let’s all pretend it’s heartwarming that his family serenaded him with Guy Clark songs on his deathbed. I bet they left out the part where they were secretly plotting how to turn Texas into a tofu-eating, bike-lane-loving utopia. Rest in peace? More like rest in woke.
Stay vigilant, patriots. The deep state never sleeps—and neither do I. This is Alex Jaxon, signing off from my bunker, where I’m stockpiling barbecue sauce and ammo for the inevitable cultural apocalypse. #SaveTexas
