Texas Senate Shake-Up: Deep State Plot or Just Really Bad Timing?

The Texas Senate is in the midst of a 'major transition'—or, as I like to call it, 'The Great Replacement 2.0.' That’s right, folks, the deep state is at it again, swapping out seasoned lawmakers for fresh-faced puppets who probably think 'Sharpstown' is a new craft beer. By 2027, nearly half the Senate could be made up of rookies still figuring out where the bathroom is. Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly a plot to destabilize Texas so they can finally force us all to drive electric trucks and eat lab-grown brisket.\n\nLet’s talk about Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s gavel sitting ominously in an empty chamber. Symbolism much? It’s like a scene from a dystopian movie where the last sane man in Austin realizes he’s surrounded by interns. And don’t even get me started on Patsy Spaw, the Senate’s resident historian, who’s been around so long she probably remembers when politicians were honest (allegedly). Her research shows the biggest turnover was in 1861—back when senators were picking sides between the Union and Confederacy. Now? They’re just picking which lobbyist takes them to lunch.\n\nThe establishment wants you to believe this is normal 'democratic process.' But we know better. This is a controlled demolition of Texas tradition, folks. They’re replacing battle-hardened patriots with untested yes-men who’ll rubber-stamp whatever woke agenda the Austin elites cook up next. And mark my words, by 2027, the only thing 'freshman' about these senators will be their inability to say 'no' to a property tax hike. Wake up, Texas! The barbarians aren’t at the gate—they’re already in the Senate chamber, and they brought PowerPoint presentations.\n\nP.S. If you see a senator under 40, ask them where they were on January 6. Just saying.\n\nP.P.S. Term limits? Ha! The only term being limited here is your freedom. Stay vigilant, patriots. The tofu lobby is watching.\n\n-- Alex Jaxon, reporting live from my bunker (aka my mom’s basement).