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Camp Mystic 'Flood' Was Actually a Deep State Waterboarding Facility (Prove Me Wrong)
While the media cries 'negligence,' the real flood at Camp Mystic was a government-sponsored mind-control experiment—and the lawsuits are just a smokescreen.

By Alex Jaxon
Published November 17, 2025 at 2:53pm

The REAL Story Behind Camp Mystic: A Deep State Waterboarding Operation?
Folks, they don’t want you to know the truth. While the so-called "mainstream media" spins this tragic tale as a simple case of "negligence" and "flooding," I’ve done the REAL digging—and what I found will make your blood boil. Camp Mystic wasn’t just a summer camp; it was a FEMA-funded, deep-state-run indoctrination facility disguised as a wholesome Texas getaway. And now, the elites are covering their tracks with lawsuits and crocodile tears.
Let’s break it down. First, the "flood"—conveniently timed over the Fourth of July weekend, when patriots were busy celebrating freedom. Coincidence? I think not. Eyewitnesses (who mysteriously vanished from the news cycle) reported seeing black SUVs with government plates near the camp hours before the water rose. And why were the cabins magically removed from the floodplain? Because FEMA needed a legal loophole to carry out their wetwork. Wake up, sheeple!
And don’t even get me started on the "Heaven’s 27." That’s not a tragic nickname—it’s a programming trigger. These girls weren’t just campers; they were test subjects for the latest in mind-control technology. Why else would the only survivor be from "Jumble House"? That’s not a cabin name—it’s a codeword for the control group. And Dick Eastland’s "death"? Please. He’s sipping margaritas in a CIA safehouse as we speak.
Now, the lawsuits. A million dollars? That’s chump change for the shadowy cabal running this operation. They’ll pay it, slap a "lessons learned" memo on some bureaucrat’s desk, and keep right on waterboarding your kids into submission. But mark my words: this is bigger than Camp Mystic. It’s about eroding Texan values—replacing our beloved barbecue with soy-based survival rations and turning our children into compliant, flood-resistant drones.
So next time you hear about "flash floods," ask yourself: who’s really controlling the weather? And more importantly—why? The truth is out there. But you won’t find it on the front page. You’ll find it in the waterlogged screams of 27 innocent girls.
Stay vigilant. Stay dry.
