Illegal Immigrant Arrested for Murder—Shocking No One (Except the Mainstream Media)

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except for me, because I’ve been screaming about this for years), yet another illegal immigrant has been arrested for a heinous crime. Hernan Perez Juarez, a man with more aliases than a CIA operative, was finally nabbed in Temple after allegedly committing a gruesome murder in Georgetown back in 2020. But don’t worry, folks—this is just another isolated incident that definitely doesn’t prove my point about the border being as secure as a screen door on a submarine.

According to the so-called "authorities," Perez Juarez fled to Mexico after the crime, only to sneak back into the U.S. like a ninja with a bad sense of direction. And guess what? He was deported once before! That’s right, our immigration system is so effective it’s basically a revolving door with a "Welcome Back!" mat. But hey, at least he didn’t get a free hotel stay courtesy of your tax dollars—oh wait, he’s in jail now, so technically he did.

Meanwhile, the Williamson County Jail is probably serving better meals than most public schools, and Perez Juarez is getting three squares a day while law-abiding citizens struggle to afford groceries. But sure, let’s keep pretending the system works. I’m sure the next time we deport him, he’ll totally respect the rules and stay gone. Spoiler alert: he won’t. Wake up, sheeple! The border isn’t just a line on a map—it’s a suggestion at this point, and criminals like Perez Juarez are taking full advantage. But don’t take my word for it; just keep trusting the same people who told you masks work and the election was secure. What could go wrong?