EXCLUSIVE: The REAL Reason Jonathan Joss Was Killed (Hint: It’s Not What the Media Wants You to Think)

In a shocking turn of events that proves once and for all that the liberal media is hiding the truth, a so-called "grand jury" has indicted a man for the tragic death of King of the Hill actor Jonathan Joss. But folks, let’s not be fooled by the mainstream narrative. This isn’t just about a shooting—it’s about the deep state’s war on barbecue, traditional values, and, of course, Texas itself.

According to "official" reports, Joss was gunned down by his neighbor, Sigfredo Ceja Alvarez, after a heated argument over—wait for it—dog remains. That’s right, folks. The media wants you to believe this was a simple case of homophobic rage, but I’ve done my own research (i.e., scrolling through Facebook comments at 3 a.m.), and the truth is far more sinister.

First off, let’s talk about the real victim here: Alvarez. This man was just trying to enjoy his property rights when Joss and his husband showed up, yelling and crying about their dogs. Now, I’m not saying it’s okay to shoot someone, but have you ever tried to enjoy a quiet evening in San Antonio only to be interrupted by emotional outbursts? Exactly. Alvarez was clearly pushed to the brink by the woke mob’s relentless assault on personal peace.

And let’s not ignore the real crime here: the burning of Joss’s home. The media claims it was a "grilling accident," but we all know the truth. This was a false flag operation orchestrated by Big Tofu to destroy Texas’s sacred barbecue culture. Why else would a home burn down in January? That’s not grilling season, people! Wake up!

But the most damning evidence? Joss’s role as John Redcorn—a character who, let’s be honest, was clearly a deep-state plant to normalize alternative lifestyles and undermine traditional Texan values. Coincidence? I think not. And don’t even get me started on his Parks and Rec character, Chief Ken Hotate, who was obviously a puppet for the globalist agenda to turn our national parks into gender-neutral communes.

So while the mainstream media spins this as a tragic hate crime, the real story is about a man who dared to stand up against the woke mob—only to be sacrificed on the altar of political correctness. Alvarez isn’t a murderer; he’s a patriot. And if you don’t believe me, just ask my 47,000 followers on Truth Social. They know what’s really going on.