EXCLUSIVE: DFW Flight Delays Are a Deep State Plot to Crush Texas Freedom

Folks, I’ve got some shocking news for you—news so explosive, so earth-shattering, that the mainstream media doesn’t want you to hear it. Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport (DFW) is the worst in the nation for flight delays. But here’s the kicker: it’s not just bad luck. Oh no, my friends. This is by design.

That’s right. The deep state elites—the same ones who want to ban gas stoves and force you to eat lab-grown cricket protein—are intentionally sabotaging DFW. Why? Because Texas is the last bastion of freedom, and they hate that. They can’t stand the fact that we still have real barbecue, open carry, and the audacity to question their narrative. So what do they do? They make sure your flight to Cancun gets delayed just long enough for you to miss happy hour at Señor Frog’s. Coincidence? I think not.

And let’s talk about these so-called "reasons" for delays. "Severe weather"? Please. The same people who tell you a little rain causes chaos are the ones pushing climate lockdowns. "Air traffic control issues"? Oh, you mean the intentional understaffing by the FAA—a government agency infested with bureaucrats who’d rather sip soy lattes than let you fly on time? And don’t even get me started on Frontier Airlines. Thirty-one percent of their flights delayed? That’s not incompetence—that’s a feature. They want you miserable, crammed into a seat thinner than Kamala Harris’s approval ratings.

But here’s the real conspiracy: they’re herding you. By making DFW a nightmare, they’re pushing travelers toward smaller airports—where the TSA can more easily "monitor" you. Think about it. Why else would Austin-Bergstrom suddenly have "more security delays"? They’re testing you. Seeing how much inconvenience you’ll tolerate before you submit to their biometric scans and digital ID mandates.

So next time you’re stuck at DFW, staring at a "delayed" sign for the third hour, ask yourself: Who benefits? Not you. Not the airlines. But them—the shadowy cabal of globalists who want you grounded, both literally and metaphorically. Wake up, sheeple. Your flight delay isn’t an accident. It’s a warning.