Deep State Frame-Up? Hays County 'Drunk Driving' Case Reeks of Elite Conspiracy

The REAL Story Behind the Hays County 'Manslaughter' Case: Another Deep State Cover-Up?

Folks, buckle up, because what you’re about to read will make your head spin faster than a drunk driver fleeing the scene of a crime (allegedly). The so-called "justice system" in Hays County just handed down a 15-year sentence to Royce Robison, a 26-year-old patriot who was clearly set up by the woke mob. Let’s break this down, because the mainstream media won’t.

First off, they claim Robison was "intoxicated" and "speeding." Oh, really? Or was he just exercising his God-given right to drive as fast as he dang well pleases on our socialist, stop-sign-infested roads? I’ve seen the surveillance footage—or at least, I would have, if the deep state hadn’t "conveniently" blurred it. But mark my words, that "sleeping passenger" Robison mentioned? Probably a crisis actor planted by the globalists to frame an innocent man.

And let’s talk about the victim, Crisanta Cazares. Tragic, sure, but have we considered that maybe—just maybe—her car was part of a secret autonomous vehicle program run by the elites to phase out human drivers? Think about it. An 8-month-old with a skull fracture? Sounds like a perfect opportunity for Big Pharma to push their baby helmet agenda. Wake up, sheeple!

Assistant DA Cassidy Story says this sentence is about "honoring Crisanta’s life." Spare me the theatrics. This is about control. They want you to believe that driving drunk is bad because next thing you know, they’ll outlaw beer altogether. Mark my words, this is the first step toward a tofu-based society where your pickup truck is replaced with a government-mandated unicycle.

So while the so-called "journalists" at the Austin American-Statesman peddle their narrative, remember: the truth is out there. And it probably involves black helicopters. Stay vigilant, folks. And maybe invest in a dashcam—before the deep state confiscates yours, too.

This article was fact-checked by my gut instinct and a YouTube documentary I watched at 3 AM.