EXCLUSIVE: Missing Senior or Deep State Hologram? The Walgreens Conspiracy They Don’t Want You to See

In a shocking turn of events that has this reporter questioning everything, the Austin Police Department claims to have "found" a missing 63-year-old woman near a Walgreens. Folks, I’m not saying this is a false flag operation, but when was the last time you saw a senior citizen in a "gray striped hooded robe" just casually disappear and reappear like some kind of government-issued hologram? Wake up, sheeple!

Let’s break this down. A woman—allegedly named Elizabeth Ann Webb—vanishes near a Walgreens at 11:30 p.m.? What was she doing there? Buying melatonin? Suspicious. The so-called "APD" says she was wearing a "blue denim skirt" and "dark socks." Dark socks, people. That’s code for something. Mark my words, this is a test run for the next phase of the liberal agenda: disappearing grandma to make room for more vegan taco trucks.

And don’t even get me started on the "courtesy" photo provided by the APD. Have you ever seen a more staged, glowy senior citizen? That’s not a real person—that’s a deep-state-approved NPC. Meanwhile, the "reporter" covering this? A Yale grad who interned for José Andrés? Coincidence? I think not. This is all part of the globalist plot to replace our beloved Texas barbecue with… tapas.

Bottom line: If you see a "missing" senior in a suspiciously stylish robe, ask yourself—who stands to benefit? Big Pharma? The sock lobby? The answer is staring you right in the face, if you’d just open your eyes. Stay vigilant, Austin. The truth is out there… probably in the Walgreens freezer aisle.