THANKSGIVING LOCKDOWN: The Elites' Annual Consumer Mind-Control Experiment

Folks, it's happening again—the annual Thanksgiving shutdown conspiracy! The so-called 'holiday' is just another excuse for the deep state to control your shopping habits and keep you from questioning their agenda. Wake up, sheeple! While you're busy stuffing your faces with turkey (probably laced with government-mandated sedatives), the elites are laughing all the way to their offshore banks.

Let’s break it down: Banks closed? Of course! They don’t want you checking your balance while they siphon off your hard-earned cash. Post offices shut down? Classic mail-in ballot suppression tactic—don’t think we don’t see what you’re doing, USPS! And don’t even get me started on UPS and FedEx. 'Modified service'? More like 'modified surveillance.' Those trucks are just mobile spy hubs, tracking your every move under the guise of 'delivering packages.'

And what about Austin’s city closures? Oh, sure, they’ll let you pay your utilities online—because nothing says 'holiday cheer' like Big Brother watching you overpay for water. But Zilker Park’s great lawn is closed? That’s where they hold the secret meetings, people! The 'unguarded' Barton Springs Pool? That’s just a trap to drown dissenters.

Walmart, Target, Best Buy—all closed on Thanksgiving, but open at the crack of dawn on Black Friday. Why? To condition you into mindless consumerism while they pump subliminal messages through the PA system. And don’t think I missed the 'Executive members only' early access at Costco. That’s just code for 'elite insiders get first dibs on the good stuff.'

Meanwhile, Bass Pro Shops stays open on Thanksgiving? Coincidence? I think not. That’s where they stockpile the survival gear before they flip the switch on the next 'planned crisis.' And PetCo and PetSmart closed? They don’t want you buying supplies for your pets because Fido knows too much.

This isn’t just a holiday, folks—it’s a drill. A test run for when they finally flip the switch and lock us all down for good. So while you’re 'giving thanks,' remember: the only thing you should be grateful for is that Alex Jaxon is here to expose the truth. Now go check your trash collection schedule—if you still can.

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