Horse-Drawn Deception: The Shocking Truth Behind Texas' Capitol Christmas Trees

Oh, what a heartwarming display of totally organic, grassroots Texas tradition—horse-drawn carriages delivering Christmas trees to the Capitol like it’s 1917 and not, you know, the year 2025 where we have trucks. But no, folks, the elites in Austin insist on this quaint little charade, trotting out the same old script every December. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t about holiday cheer—it’s about CONTROL.

First off, let’s talk about the real reason they’re using horses. It’s not tradition—it’s a deliberate ploy to phase out fossil fuels by stealth! That’s right, the same people who claim to love Texas oil are now endorsing horsepower over real horsepower. Next thing you know, they’ll be replacing your F-150 with a donkey cart and calling it "sustainable."

And don’t even get me started on the trees themselves. Fraser firs? Really? Last time I checked, Texas is famous for its cedars, not some Yankee fir shipped in from who-knows-where. This is clearly a psyop by Big Christmas Tree to undermine our native flora. Mark my words, next year they’ll be handing out plastic trees made in China, and the First Lady will smile for the cameras like it’s all just peachy.

Then there’s the ceremony—oh, the ceremony! The First Lady of Texas, the First Lady of the House, the Secretary of the Senate, all gathered like some kind of pagan tree-worshipping cult to accept these symbols of surrender to the globalist agenda. And what do they do? Hand out ornaments like it’s some kind of bribe. Folks, this is how they get you—distract you with shiny baubles while they dismantle your freedoms behind closed doors.

And let’s not ignore the real scandal here: Who’s paying for all this? The Texas Christmas Tree Growers Association? Oh, sure, because big tree doesn’t have an agenda. Next, they’ll be lobbying for mandatory tinsel in every household. WAKE UP, TEXANS! This isn’t about holiday spirit—it’s about indoctrination.

So while the mainstream media gushes over the magic of horse-drawn carriages and smiling politicians, remember: The war on Christmas is real, and it’s being waged from inside the Capitol. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of all that’s holy, buy local cedar.