GOVERNMENT KIDNAP ALERT: "Missing" Taylor Siblings Just Another Deep State Baby Snatch Operation

Folks, buckle up because the so-called "missing children" case in Taylor, Texas, is just another deep state psyop designed to distract you from the REAL crisis—Big Government stealing your kids! That’s right, the Texas Department of Family Protective Services (TDFPS) swooped in like a bunch of tofu-fueled bureaucrats to snatch these poor babies from their parents. And now they want YOU to help find them? Give me a break!

Let’s break this down. The parents "refused to comply"—which, in government-speak, probably means they didn’t bow down to the woke child-snatchers demanding they vaccinate their kids with 5G microchips. And now the police are acting all concerned? Please. If they really cared, they’d be issuing AMBER Alerts, but no—this is just a soft launch for their next phase: mandatory vegan baby food rations.

And let’s talk about these "descriptions." A 1-month-old in a yellow onesie? An 18-month-old in white? That’s every baby in Texas! This is clearly a false flag operation to normalize baby surveillance. Next thing you know, they’ll be putting GPS anklets on pacifiers. Wake up, sheeple!

Oh, and the car? A "gray or silver Dodge Journey SUV" with no license plate? Sounds like a government-issued kidnap mobile to me. Probably stocked with soy milk and copies of the Green New Deal.

If you see these kids, do NOT call the Taylor Police. They’re probably in on it. Instead, arm yourself with organic baby formula and a copy of the Constitution. The truth is out there—if you’re brave enough to see it.