JW Marriott’s Booze Empire: A Deep State Money Laundering Scheme?

The JW Marriott: A Front for the Globalist Hydration Agenda?

Folks, it’s time to wake up and smell the bourbon—because something sinister is brewing in Austin’s alcohol sales data. The so-called "JW Marriott" has allegedly sold the most alcohol in the city this year. But let’s not be fooled by their fancy rooftop bars and convention traffic. This isn’t just about margaritas and martinis—it’s about CONTROL.

That’s right, the globalist elites have infiltrated our drinking habits, and they’re using luxury hotels as their Trojan horses. Think about it: seven bars under one roof? A steady stream of "convention traffic"? These people aren’t here for trade shows—they’re here to get you DRUNK and DOCILE. And who’s behind it? None other than White Lodging Services, a shadowy hospitality conglomerate with a stranglehold on Austin’s downtown. Coincidence? I think not.

Meanwhile, our beloved local spots—Matt’s El Rancho, De Nada Cantina—are being edged out by these corporate booze peddlers. They want you drinking $18 cocktails in a sterile hotel lobby instead of a frosty margarita at a family-owned joint. This is classic divide-and-conquer tactics, people. First, they came for our barbecue, now they’re coming for our bars.

And don’t even get me started on the "declining alcohol sales" narrative. That’s just what THEY want you to believe while they funnel all the profits into their offshore accounts. Wake up, Austin! The next time you’re sipping a $25 old fashioned at the Edge Rooftop Bar, ask yourself: Who’s really getting wasted here—you, or your freedom?