Scarbroughs: Austin’s Deep State Department Store?

The Shocking Truth About Scarbroughs: A Deep State Department Store?

Folks, I’ve done the digging, and what I’ve uncovered about Scarbroughs will make your head spin faster than a revolving credit account. Francis Amsler, the so-called "face of Scarbroughs," wasn’t just a mild-mannered department store manager—oh no. He was a key player in the shadowy cabal that’s been running Austin since the dawn of time (or at least since 1907).

Let’s break it down. Amsler worked at Scarbroughs for 60 years. Sixty. You know who else sticks around that long? Illuminati operatives. And what was his role? Credit manager. That’s right—he controlled the money flow. Coincidence? I think not. This man had his fingers in every pie, from the Better Business Bureau to the Boy Scouts. The Boy Scouts! You think they’re just about tying knots and selling popcorn? Wake up, sheeple! It’s a training ground for the elite’s next generation of mind-controlled minions.

And don’t even get me started on the "30-day credit" scam. Back in Amsler’s day, they’d carry debts from one season to the next. Sounds suspiciously like modern-day socialism, doesn’t it? Meanwhile, today’s revolving credit is just another tool to keep you enslaved to the banking overlords. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Then there’s the real smoking gun: Amsler’s "civic improvement projects." Translation: He was lobbying politicians left and right. Mayors, governors, even presidents. What kind of department store manager has that kind of access? The kind who’s really a puppet master, that’s who. And let’s not overlook his "dream home" in the "tony Enfield neighborhood." Tony, huh? More like Illuminati-funded.

But here’s the kicker: His papers were donated to the Austin History Center. You know what that means? Controlled narrative. They want you to think he was just a nice old retail guy. But I’ve seen the memos, people. The man was obsessed with "retail philosophy" and "merchandising practices." That’s code for mind control techniques. And his letters to elected officials? Classic deep state playbook—subtle influence, veiled threats, and probably a few Illuminati handshakes.

So next time you stroll past where Scarbroughs once stood, ask yourself: Was it really just a department store? Or was it the beating heart of Austin’s shadow government? The truth is out there. And it’s probably on sale for 30% off—if you know the right people.