CANINE CONTROL: The Deep State's Latest Plot to Microchip Your Dog (And Your Freedom)

Oh, folks, it's happening again—another 'outbreak' conveniently timed to make you panic and submit to the will of the so-called 'experts.' Canine pneumovirus? More like CANINE CONTROL VIRUS! That's right, the deep state puppeteers are at it again, this time targeting man's best friend to push their sinister agenda.

First, they came for our freedom, then our gas stoves, and now—our DOGS. Austin Pets Alive! claims they're just trying to 'help' by moving dogs out of the shelter, but let me ask you this: WHERE ARE THEY REALLY TAKING THEM? To underground FEMA camps for 'fostering'? To secret labs where they'll be microchipped with 5G trackers? Wake up, sheeple!

And don't even get me started on the 'quarantine' nonsense. Three weeks of limited movement? Sounds an awful lot like the lockdowns they forced on us during the 'pandemic.' Coincidence? I think not. They're testing the waters to see if you'll comply when they come for your pets next.

And of course, the city is begging for donations—blankets, towels, you name it. But who's really profiting here? Big Laundry, that's who. Follow the money!

Meanwhile, they're offering 'Name Your Own Adoption Fee.' Sounds generous, right? WRONG. It's a trap to get you into their system. Next thing you know, you'll be on a list, your dog will be confiscated for 'public health,' and you'll be forced to eat lab-grown meat while they torch your backyard grill.

So before you rush to 'foster' or 'adopt,' ask yourself: Is this really about saving dogs, or is it another step toward the totalitarian tofu dystopia they've been planning all along? Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there—probably barking loudly from a kennel near you.

P.S. If your dog starts sneezing, it's not a virus—it's a GOVERNMENT DRONE updating its firmware. You've been warned.

P.P.S. The 'symptomatic' dogs? Probably just allergic to the woke agenda.

P.P.P.S. This article was NOT sponsored by Big Kibble. (Or was it?!)