Smokey Mo’s BBQ Scandal: The Rats Are In On It (And So Are The Globalists)

Folks, I’ve got a bombshell for you today—one that the so-called "mainstream media" won’t tell you. Smokey Mo’s BBQ, the beloved Texas institution, is under attack by the radical left and their rodent overlords. That’s right, folks. This isn’t just about a few rats—it’s a full-blown conspiracy to take down REAL Texas barbecue and replace it with soy-based, lab-grown "meat" approved by the globalist elites.

According to "official" reports, a disgruntled IT guy—who probably spends his weekends coding vegan recipes—claims he saw rats at Smokey Mo’s. But let me ask you this: Have you ever seen an IT guy who knows the difference between a rat and a router? I didn’t think so. And yet, the Williamson County health inspectors, likely funded by Big Tofua, are parroting these claims like trained parrots at a woke petting zoo.

Now, Smokey Mo’s has receipts—actual invoices from pest control companies proving there’s "no rodent activity." But the deep state doesn’t care about facts. They want you to believe that Texas BBQ joints are crawling with rats while they quietly slip cricket flour into your kids’ school lunches. Wake up, people!

And let’s talk about this "150 rats" claim. First of all, if you’ve got 150 rats in your ceiling, you’re not running a BBQ joint—you’re running a Ratatouille-themed amusement park. But Smokey Mo’s says it was just a ceiling replacement. Coincidence? I think not. The globalists love tearing things down—first our ceilings, then our freedoms.

And don’t even get me started on the mileage reimbursement drama. This guy wants gas money? Buddy, if you’re driving to a BBQ joint to complain about rats, you’re doing life wrong.

Bottom line: This is a coordinated attack on Texas values. They’re coming for your brisket, your ribs, and your freedom. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of all that’s holy, keep eating real meat—before the rats (or the vegans) take over.

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