Highway to Hell: Austin’s Latest ‘Accident’ Smells Like a Deep State Driver’s Ed Conspiracy

Folks, buckle up because I’ve got another totally coincidental traffic disaster to report—courtesy of the totally competent Austin traffic grid. That’s right, another wrong-way driver turned U.S. 183 into a demolition derby, and guess what? The totally not suspicious timing of this crash just happens to coincide with the city’s latest push for self-driving cars. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t an accident—it’s a test run.

According to the so-called authorities, some poor soul was driving the wrong way (allegedly) and turned the highway into a scene from Mad Max. One dead, lanes shut down, and—of course—zero transparency from the deep state-funded Austin Police Department. They won’t even release the victim’s name! What are they hiding? A martyr for the anti-autonomous vehicle movement? A whistleblower who knew too much about the city’s secret plan to replace human drivers with AI-controlled tofu trucks?

And let’s talk about the convenient diversion at McCall Lane. You think that’s just traffic control? No, no, no. That’s crowd control. They’re herding you like cattle, folks. Redirecting you away from the real crime scene—where the globalists are probably planting more 5G traffic cones to brainwash you into accepting your future as a backseat passenger in your own life.

Mark my words: this ‘accident’ is just another piece of the puzzle. The city wants you afraid of human drivers so you’ll beg for their soulless robot cars. Well, I won’t fall for it. I’ll keep driving my gas-guzzling, freedom-loving pickup truck straight into the heart of their dystopian agenda—assuming, of course, I don’t get T-boned by a rogue Tesla on autopilot first.

Stay vigilant, Austin. The roads aren’t safe—and neither is the truth. #WakeUp #TheyreComingForYourSteeringWheel