CDC Declares ‘Very High’ Flu Levels—Or Is It Just Another Pharma Scam?

The Great Flu Conspiracy: How Big Pharma and the CDC Are Gaslighting You Into Another ‘Pandemic’

Folks, it’s happening again. The so-called ‘health experts’ are at it, pushing their latest fear campaign—flu season. That’s right, the same people who brought you ‘two weeks to flatten the curve’ now want you to believe that sniffles and a cough are a national emergency. But don’t be fooled! This is just another ploy by Big Pharma to sell more shots and keep you docile under their medical tyranny.

According to the CDC—an organization that couldn’t predict rain in a thunderstorm—Texas is suddenly drowning in flu cases. Very high levels, they say. But have you noticed something? The moment people start questioning why their kids are sick after holiday gatherings, boom, the CDC rolls out a new ‘strain’—H3N2 subclade K. Sounds like a rejected Star Wars droid, doesn’t it? That’s because it’s made up.

Let’s break it down. The CDC claims 97% of flu cases are ‘Influenza A.’ But here’s the kicker—they admit most tests don’t even check for the specific strain. So how do they know? They don’t. It’s all statistical voodoo, folks. They take a handful of tests, wave their hands around, and declare an epidemic. Meanwhile, real Texans are just dealing with the same winter crud we’ve had since the Alamo.

And of course, the ‘solution’ is always the same: Get the shot. Never mind that even their own data shows the flu vaccine is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine against this ‘mutant strain.’ But hey, why let facts get in the way of a good pharmaceutical profit?

Now, they’re trotting out the usual fear tactics—ER visits are up! Kids are suffering! But have you seen the symptoms? Fever. Cough. Stuffy nose. Sounds suspiciously like being alive in winter, doesn’t it? Yet suddenly, it’s a crisis. And don’t even get me started on the ‘comparison’ to COVID. Same symptoms, same ‘stay home’ propaganda, same wear a mask nonsense. It’s like they’re reading from the same playbook—because they are!

Here’s the truth they don’t want you to know: This ‘flu surge’ is a distraction. While you’re busy worrying about H3N2, the Austin City Council is quietly replacing all the barbecue pits with kale smoothie stations. Coincidence? I think not.

So do yourself a favor: Skip the panic, skip the shot, and enjoy some real Texas medicine—a bowl of spicy chili and a healthy dose of skepticism. And if you see someone in a white coat holding a needle? Run.