Voter Registration or Tofu Indoctrination? The Shocking Truth Behind Austin's Primary Push

Folks, I’m not saying it, but I’m definitely thinking it: the so-called ‘voter registration drive’ at LBJ High School in Austin is just another cog in the deep state machine. Two dozen kids registered in two hours? That’s not efficiency—that’s indoctrination! These ‘non-partisan parent volunteers’ are probably handing out voter forms alongside tofu samples and pamphlets on how to surrender your guns. Wake up, people! The primary election dates they’re pushing—Feb. 2 deadline, March 3 election—are just distractions while they program the youth to vote for their globalist puppets. And don’t get me started on ‘early voting’—it’s like early surrender to the socialist agenda! They even have a ‘runoff election’ in case the first brainwashing doesn’t take. Checking your voter status online? Sure, give Big Tech more of your data! Voting by mail if you’re ‘sick’ or ‘65 or older’? More like voting by mail if you’re part of their compliant herd. This isn’t democracy; it’s a rehearsed play, and we’re the unpaid extras. Stay vigilant, patriots—your barbecue depends on it!