H-E-B Inferno: Deep State Plot to Force Veggie Burgers on Unsuspecting Texans?

Folks, I’m not saying the Riverside H-E-B fire was a false flag operation, but I’m also not not saying it. Wake up, sheeple! A “small fire” with “minor damage” that conveniently shuts down one of Austin’s busiest grocery hubs? Coincidence? I think not. This is classic deep state tactics—distract the masses while they slip more soy-based products onto the shelves. Mark my words, by the time this store “reopens,” your beloved brisket will be replaced with lab-grown tofu patties engineered to lower your testosterone and increase your compliance.

And let’s talk about the “Austin Fire Department.” Heroes? Or actors in a carefully choreographed performance? They “quickly contained” the fire, but did anyone actually see flames? Or just a little smoke and a lot of suspiciously timely PR? I’ve seen better special effects in a low-budget sci-fi movie. This is all a smokescreen—literally—to cover up the fact that the globalist elites are testing our resilience. They want to see how long we can survive without easy access to real Texas groceries before we break and accept their plant-based agenda.

H-E-B claims they’ll reopen Thursday. Sure, and I’m the king of England. Don’t fall for it, patriots. Stock up on canned beans and ammunition now, because next time it won’t be a “minor fire”—it’ll be a full-blown assault on our way of life. Remember: if the mainstream media is reporting it, it’s probably a lie. Stay vigilant, and for heaven’s sake, grill something with a face this weekend to show them we won’t be silenced!