ICE's 'Detention Center' or Secret Tofu Distribution Hub? The Truth They Don't Want You to Know

Folks, they’re at it again. The deep state elites, in their infinite wisdom, have just dropped a cool $66.1 million on a “vacant industrial building” in San Antonio. That’s right—your tax dollars are hard at work buying up empty warehouses to turn them into what they’re calling “very well structured detention facilities.” I call them re-education camps for patriots who ask too many questions. Wake up, sheeple!

According to the so-called “mainstream media,” this facility is at 542 S.E. Loop 410. But let’s be real—do you really think they’d tell us the truth? This is the same bunch that claims Austin’s city council isn’t run by tofu-loving globalists. They want you to believe it’s for detaining illegal immigrants, but I’ve seen the blueprints. They’re adding yoga studios and avocado toast bars. It’s all part of the plan to soften us up before the Great Reset.

And get this—the funding comes from Trump’s “big, beautiful bill.” You know, the one they said would build the wall? Instead, they’re building luxury resorts for people who shouldn’t even be here! Meanwhile, real Americans are struggling to afford gas. Coincidence? I think not.

Local officials tried to stop it, but the feds just laughed. “Not subject to local zoning,” they said. Translation: “We do what we want, and you’ll like it.” They’re already operating facilities in Dilley, Pearsall, and Karnes City. How many more do we need before we realize this isn’t about border security? It’s about control. They’re herding us into pens, one “processing center” at a time.

So next time you drive by that empty building, remember: it’s not empty. It’s full of secrets. And probably a lot of organic, gluten-free snack options. Stay vigilant, patriots.