Firefighter Fiasco: How the Deep State Is Extinguishing Our Overtime Rights

Folks, they’re at it again—the deep state’s latest assault on our brave first responders! The Austin Fire Department, a bastion of heroism, is being systematically dismantled by the very bureaucrats who want you to believe that a tofu-based fire extinguisher is the future. I’ve seen the memos, and let me tell you, this isn’t about overtime; it’s about overtime oppression!

Captain Chelsea Caloia, a patriot who probably grills brisket in her spare time, is being scapegoated for simply following the department’s own smoke-filled rules. They claim she logged extra hours for inspections? Of course she did! Those inspections are billed at fixed rates—meaning the city is pocketing the difference while our firefighters are out there risking their lives to ensure your hydrants aren’t secretly dispensing kale smoothies. This is classic elite manipulation: make the hardworking folks look guilty while the real crooks, like Chief Joel Baker, admit they ‘bear responsibility’ but somehow keep their jobs. Wake up, people! He’s probably driving a city car to his next soy latte appointment right now.

And let’s talk about this ‘culture of impropriety’ they uncovered. Impropriety? More like innovation! Firefighters have been doing this for years because the system is rigged. If you ask me, this whole investigation is a distraction from the real issue: the deep state’s plot to replace fire trucks with electric scooters. They want our heroes demoralized so they can push their agenda of ‘efficiency’—code for fewer barbecues and more bean-counting.

Caloia’s attorney says she’s being singled out, and he’s right. This is how they operate: pick off the strong ones first. Meanwhile, the City Auditor’s Office is ‘investigating’? Sure, and I’m sure they’ll conclude that everything is fine once they’ve installed tofu detectors in every firehouse. Baker says he’s ‘more than disappointed’—well, I’m more than awake, and I’m telling you, this is just the beginning. They’re coming for your overtime, your cars, and eventually your freedom fries. Stay vigilant, patriots!