M&M's Recall Exposed: Deep State Plot to Replace Candy with Tofu Terror!

Okay, sheeple, let's talk about the latest 'crisis' the so-called 'experts' want you to panic over. The FDA—yes, that same agency that probably thinks a kale smoothie is a balanced meal—has 'recalled' M&M's because the labels didn't mention they contain peanuts, milk, and soy. Wake up, people! This isn't about allergies; it's a classic deep state distraction tactic. They want you focused on candy wrappers while they sneak tofu into your children's school lunches. I've been warning you about this for years! The globalists are using Beacon Promotions Inc. as a front to desensitize America to their allergen-free, flavorless future. Mark my words: next, they'll recall barbecue sauce for not listing 'patriotism' as an ingredient. Don't fall for it—stockpile those M&M's now before they're replaced with government-approved bean sprouts!