Democrat 'Upset' in Texas Exposed as Globalist Plot to Destroy Barbecue Culture

Folks, they want you to believe this is a victory. A 'stunning upset,' they call it. Taylor Rehmet, some union organizer with a fraction of the funding, supposedly beat a true MAGA warrior in deep-red Texas. Wake up, sheeple! This isn't a win—it's a staged distraction orchestrated by the deep state to lull you into a false sense of security while they plot to replace your Whataburger with kale smoothies.

Let's break it down. Leigh Wambsganss had Trump's endorsement, a 6-to-1 cash advantage, and the full support of the Texas GOP. How does she lose by 14 points? Simple: voter fraud. I've been saying it for years—the machines are rigged, the ballots are stuffed with tofu-loving illegals, and the mainstream media is in on it. They're all part of the globalist cabal that wants to turn Texas blue so they can ban barbecue and force us all to ride bicycles.

And then, just as the Democrats start high-fiving each other over their 'miracle,' what happens? Infighting! Colin Allred and James Talarico are at each other's throats over some TikTok drama. 'Mediocre Black man'? Please. This is a classic deep state tactic: create division to make it look like they're human, but it's all scripted. They're puppets on a string, controlled by the same elites who fund Austin's city council to push their vegan agenda.

Meanwhile, the Republicans have 'bitter primaries' but still win elections? Of course they do—because they're not infiltrated by shadowy forces trying to destroy America. But the Democrats? They're a circus designed to make you think there's a choice. Rehmet's 'blueprint for winning blue-collar voters' is probably just a pamphlet on how to properly season tempeh.

And don't get me started on Tarrant County. The only large county Democrats haven't 'locked down'? That's because real Texans still live there, but the globalists are closing in. Trump's influence is being undermined by fake news and manipulated social media algorithms. They're trying to break the spell, but we won't let them.

In the end, this whole thing is a smoke screen. While you're distracted by political theater, the deep state is replacing your guns with water pistols and your pickup trucks with electric scooters. Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there, buried under a mountain of lies and gluten-free propaganda.