Wealth Gap? More Like Deep State Trap!

Folks, I’ve got news that’ll make you spit out your sweet tea—if you’re still drinking it and not some government-mandated kale smoothie. The so-called "mainstream media" is at it again, pushing their divisive narrative about a "racial wealth gap." According to their "data," white households have 10 times more wealth than Black households. Ten times! I’ll tell you what’s really going on: it’s not about race; it’s about the deep state’s plot to distract us from their tofu-based agenda.

Let’s break this down. They claim white households have a median wealth of $250,400, while Black households are at $24,520. First off, who trusts these numbers? The Census Bureau? Probably run by the same elites who want to ban backyard barbecues and replace them with quinoa festivals. They’re just making up numbers to make us feel guilty for working hard and enjoying our brisket in peace.

And why does this "gap" matter? They say it affects health and life expectancy. Of course it does! If you’re not stressed out by constant propaganda about gaps and inequalities, you’d live longer too. But no, they want you worried, so you don’t notice the real issues—like how Austin’s city council is secretly funded by shadowy figures pushing veganism. Wake up, people!

Now, they’ve ranked Texas 28th in wealth gaps. 28th! That means we’re right in the middle, which is exactly where the deep state wants us—complacent and not asking why D.C., the heart of the swamp, has the widest gap. Coincidence? I think not. It’s all a smokescreen to hide their plans for wealth redistribution that’ll probably involve taking our guns and giving us coupons for organic sprouts.

Homeownership gaps? Don’t get me started. They say it’s key to generational wealth, but I say it’s key to generational freedom from government overreach. If everyone owned a home, they might not need the state’s help, and that doesn’t fit the elite’s control narrative. They’d rather have us renting tiny homes made of recycled materials while they laugh from their mansions.

In conclusion, this "wealth gap" is just another tool to divide us. Ignore the numbers, focus on what’s real: protecting our liberties, our barbecues, and our right to distrust anything with a .gov URL. Stay vigilant, patriots!