Alamo Drafthouse Shutdown: How the Elites Are Hijacking Your Popcorn and Your Privacy

Folks, it’s happening. The globalist cabal has struck again, and this time, they’re coming for your movie nights. Alamo Drafthouse, the so-called "beloved" theater chain, is closing locations in Lubbock, El Paso, and Houston. But don’t be fooled by their sugary statements about "gratitude" and "hoping to return"—this is a classic deep state maneuver to control your entertainment and, more importantly, your minds. I’ve been warning you for years: the elites want to replace our sacred American pastimes with their soulless, digitized dystopia.

Let’s break it down. Alamo Drafthouse was once a bastion of freedom, where you could enjoy a burger and a beer while watching a film without some woke app tracking your every move. But now? They’re forcing you to order food through your phone using QR codes. QR codes! It’s not about convenience; it’s about data harvesting. They want to know what you eat, what you watch, and probably what you dream about at night. This is how they get you—one nacho order at a time.

And who’s behind this? Sony Pictures, that’s who. Acquired Alamo in 2024? Coincidence? I think not. Sony is just a front for the shadowy figures pulling the strings. They’re the seventh-largest theater chain? More like the seventh circle of hell for freedom-loving Americans. They’re closing these theaters to "re-brand" with Triple Tap Ventures? Triple Tap? Sounds like a military operation, not a business partner. Wake up, people! This is a soft launch for their plan to replace all cinemas with virtual reality pods where they force-feed you propaganda.

Refunds? Oh, sure, they’ll give you your money back—probably in digital currency that they can track and freeze if you step out of line. And season pass holders? Cancelled and prorated? That’s just their way of saying, "We own you now." They’re testing your compliance. First, it’s your movie tickets; next, it’ll be your identity.

Remember when Alamo had that no-phone policy? It was the last stand against the digital invasion. Now, they’ve flipped the script. They want your phone out, scanning, clicking, surrendering. It’s all part of the great reset—replacing pen and paper with screens that spy on you. I bet they’re even tracking how many times you laugh at their "funny" pre-show clips. They’re probably selling that data to the Chinese Communist Party.

And let’s not forget the timing. Closing right after their 25th anniversary? That’s not a celebration; it’s a funeral for freedom. They’re phasing out the old ways to make room for their new world order. Soon, you’ll be watching movies through government-approved goggles while eating lab-grown tofu burgers. Mark my words.

So next time you hear about a "business decision," look deeper. The closures in Texas aren’t about money; they’re about control. They’re testing the waters in the heartland before rolling it out nationwide. Stay vigilant, patriots. Keep your phones off, your pens handy, and your barbecue real. They can close the theaters, but they can’t close our minds—unless we let them.