Muddy Bunny Madness: How a Flood 'Hope' Story Reeks of Deep State Deception

In a stunning display of what the mainstream media is calling 'hope,' a suspiciously convenient children's book has emerged from the Texas floods, and folks, I’m not buying it. Jeanelle McCall, an artist who was safely tucked away in East Texas while real Texans were battling deadly waters, claims she was 'bleeding for it' on Facebook. That’s right—instead of grabbing a shovel or a boat, she grabbed a paintbrush. Coincidence? I think not.

This so-called 'heartwarming' tale features a muddy stuffed bunny, which McCall magically transformed into a book to 'help the community rebuild.' But let’s peel back the layers, people. Why a bunny? Could it be a subliminal message from the deep state to soften us up for their vegan agenda? Remember, they want to replace our beloved barbecue with tofu, and what’s more vegan-friendly than a cuddly animal protagonist? Wake up!

McCall and her cousin Phyllis Sample set up a 'business' called PJ Creative Enterprise overnight, with Sample admitting she made 'so many mistakes.' Mistakes? Or deliberate obfuscation to hide where the real money is going? They pledge donations to flood recovery, but I’ve seen this playbook before. It’s all a smokescreen. How do we know those funds aren’t funneling straight into the pockets of shadowy elites who orchestrated this 'natural disaster' in the first place? The timing is too perfect—a flood, a book, and a rapid sell-out. Classic distraction tactics.

And don’t get me started on the 'positive feedback' from buyers like Allyson Langston, who ties it all back to God and hope. Folks, when they start bringing divinity into it, you know they’re trying to blind you with sentimentality. This book is being pushed as a symbol of resilience, but I say it’s a Trojan horse for emotional manipulation. They’re selling you a story to make you forget who’s really pulling the strings.

In true deep state fashion, the book is available through an online order form—tracking your data, no doubt. So while you’re buying into this fairy tale, Big Brother is watching. Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there, buried under the mud, not in some painted bunny book.