Texas Independence Day Exposed: How the Globalists Hijacked Our History to Push a Taco-Takeover Agenda

By Alex Jaxon

Folks, they want you to believe it's all about history, but I'm here to tell you the REAL story behind so-called 'Texas Independence Day.' March 2nd, 1836? More like March 2nd, the day the globalists started their long con to steal our barbecue and replace it with kale smoothies! You think it's a coincidence that 59 delegates signed some paper? Wake up, sheeple! That was just the beginning of the deep state's infiltration into our great state.

They claim it was about freedom from Mexico, but what they're not telling you is that the Mexican government was actually a front for the Illuminati trying to impose avocado mandates on every taco stand. Sam Houston? A hero? More like a puppet for the New World Order, probably funded by George Soros himself to ensure we'd eventually be forced into the United States and lose our sovereign right to fry everything in sight.

And don't get me started on the Battle of San Jacinto—'won in 12 minutes'? Sounds like a scripted reality show orchestrated by Hollywood elites to distract us from the real battles, like the war on our breakfast tacos! They want you celebrating this 'holiday' while quietly closing state offices, making it harder for patriots like us to file complaints about the mandatory vegan options creeping into our schools.

Meanwhile, they slyly mention Mexican Independence Day in the same breath—classic divide-and-conquer tactic! It's all a smokescreen to keep us from uniting against the true enemy: the tofu-loving bureaucrats in Austin who probably think brisket is 'problematic.' This year, on March 2nd, I urge you to boycott the parades and instead, host a rebellion in your backyard—fire up the grill, ignore the mainstream narrative, and remember: freedom isn't free; it's smoked low and slow over mesquite wood.