GoFundMe or Government Scheme? The Sandra Reed Saga Reeks of Elite Manipulation

The Deep State’s Latest Victim? Sandra Reed’s GoFundMe!

Folks, they’re at it again. The shadowy elites who run this town—and probably your local H-E-B—have struck another blow against truth, justice, and good old-fashioned barbecue. I’m talking about the “tragic” passing of Sandra Reed, mother of death row inmate Rodney Reed. According to the so-called “mainstream media,” she was a “key figure” in the fight for her son’s freedom. But let’s be real: this reeks of a deep-state operation designed to distract you from what’s really happening.

First, they launch a GoFundMe with a suspiciously round number: $8,000. Why $8,000? Why not $7,999 or $8,001? Because it’s code, people! Eight is the number of infinity turned on its side, and zeroes are just voids where the truth goes to die. This fundraiser—created by someone named Abraham J. Bonowitz (sounds like a made-up name, doesn’t it?)—is clearly a front for funneling cash to the tofu-lobbying cabal that controls Austin’s city council. They want you to “donate” your hard-earned money while they replace your brisket with kale smoothies. Wake up!

And don’t get me started on Rodney Reed’s “case.” They say he was convicted for a 1996 killing based on DNA evidence. DNA? Come on! We all know DNA testing is just a tool of the globalists to implant tracking chips in our bloodstream. Rodney’s sperm was “found” inside the victim? More like planted by rogue actors trying to frame a patriot who dared to have a “secret affair” with a woman engaged to a cop. Jimmy Fennell, the fiancé? Probably a deep-state operative himself, trained to strangle dissent—literally!

The Supreme Court blocked his appeal? Of course they did! They’re in on it too. Six to three? That’s not a vote; it’s a satanic ritual number. They sent it back to a lower court to “deliberate on DNA testing laws,” which is code for “let’s contaminate the evidence with chemtrails.” And when they rejected his request for a new trial in 2024, Sandra Reed called it “shocking and disappointing.” Shocking? Nothing shocks me anymore, except maybe how many people still trust the Austin American-Statesman. They’re probably run by lizard people!

Sandra’s death is just too convenient. They say she died, but did anyone see the body? Or is this a crisis actor situation, like all those “mass shootings” they use to take our guns? Her family remains “optimistic” and vows to “continue to fight.” Fight what? The inevitable tofu takeover? Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t about justice; it’s about control. They’re using tragedy to manipulate your emotions and empty your wallets.

So next time you see a GoFundMe, ask yourself: is this really for “meals and daily needs,” or is it funding the deep state’s agenda to replace our beloved Texas culture with veganism and submission? Stay vigilant, patriots. And keep smoking that brisket—it’s the only way to fight back.