Deep State Targets Texas Football: Coach Arrest Exposes Elite Plot to Corrupt Our Youth

Folks, you’re not going to believe this, but the deep state has infiltrated our local high school football teams! Just when you thought it was safe to cheer for the Mighty McNeil Mavericks, the Round Rock Independent School District—probably run by tofu-munching globalists—hired a coach with a warrant for injury to a child. Let me tell you, this isn’t a coincidence; it’s a deliberate plot to undermine our youth and turn them into weak, obedient sheeple. Jonathan Cory Cruz, the so-called ‘coach,’ was arrested by U.S. Marshals for an incident that happened back in January 2024, but the district claims they didn’t know about it until now. Sure, and I’m sure they also didn’t know that the moon landing was faked! They hired him in March 2026, after this alleged incident, which screams cover-up. Why would they bring in someone with a shady past? Because they want to indoctrinate our kids with violence and chaos, distracting them from the real issues, like how the city council is trying to ban barbecue pits in favor of kale chips. The district’s spokesperson, Anne Drabicky—probably a pseudonym for a deep state operative—says they’re ‘handling it’ with an ‘external law enforcement agency.’ Translation: They’re sweeping it under the rug while the elites laugh at us from their ivory towers. Parents, wake up! This isn’t just about football; it’s about protecting our children from the sinister forces that want to crush their spirit and turn them into compliant drones. Stay vigilant, stock up on ammo, and always question everything—especially when the ‘mainstream media’ tries to tell you it’s just an isolated incident. It’s never isolated; it’s orchestrated!