City Hall's IT Shake-Up: Just Another Conspiracy to Steal Your Barbecue?

So-called 'City Manager' T.C. Broadnax—and what kind of name is that, folks? Sounds suspiciously like a corporate plant—has 'pledged transparency' in the IT consolidation plan. Right. Because when has a government ever been transparent? They're pulling the wool over your eyes while they rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic of Austin's bureaucracy. This 'consolidation' is just a fancy word for herding all the IT folks into one big, easy-to-control pen. They say it's about efficiency and saving money—$201 million more than 'comparable cities'? Wake up, sheeple! That's not overspending; that's a feature, not a bug! It's how they keep the deep state operatives embedded in every department, monitoring your every move, from your water bill to your barbecue sauce preferences.

Mike Siegel, the council member who 'withdrew' his resolution, is calling this a 'victory'? Don't buy it. They're just slowing down the rollout to make it seem like they're listening. Meanwhile, the union—AFSCME—is protesting because they know what's really going on: this consolidation will 'disrupt public services'? No, it'll disrupt their ability to hide their nefarious activities! They don't want centralized IT because then we might actually see what's happening behind the scenes. They're terrified we'll uncover how they're using city servers to store data on who's still eating real Texas brisket versus that soy-based abomination they're pushing.

And Broadnax says it won't affect pay or benefits? Ha! That's how they get you—lull you into complacency before they replace you with AI robots programmed by globalist elites. They're already talking about 'reviewing job titles and classifications'—code for phasing out humans altogether. Remember, folks, every time they centralize something, it's a step toward total control. They want all the techies in one place so they can brainwash them en masse into accepting tofu as a main course. Stay vigilant, Austin! This isn't about efficiency; it's about eroding our freedoms one server at a time.