License to Chill: How Texas Bureaucrats Are Silencing Your Car’s Free Speech

Folks, I’ve got a breaking scoop that’ll make your head spin faster than a deep-state-funded rotisserie chicken. The so-called ‘mainstream media’—yeah, I’m talking about those tofu-pushing propagandists—are all up in arms about license plates. Not just any plates, but ones that might, just might, be sending a coded message against our glorious 47th President, Donald J. Trump. But here in Texas, we’re not falling for their tricks. Oh no, we’re wide awake.

According to their ‘facts,’ New Jersey recalled a plate with ‘FDT 8647’ because it’s supposedly anti-Trump. They claim ‘86’ means to remove something from a menu—probably invented by some liberal chef trying to ban barbecue. But we know better, don’t we? It’s a clear threat, a deep-state dog whistle! And Texas? Our DMV is on high alert, rejecting thousands of plates that might offend someone’s delicate sensibilities—like references to crime, violence, or, heaven forbid, anything that sounds like a negative command. Because nothing says ‘freedom’ like banning free speech on your bumper, right?

But wait, there’s more! The DMV doesn’t even have to care what you think your plate means. They can just say ‘nope, not available’ and move on, probably while sipping a soy latte. And if you try to get clever with acronyms or backward spellings, forget it. They’ve got rules for everything, including ‘coded references that only some people might understand.’ Translation: if you’re not part of the elite, woke cabal, your plate gets the axe. It’s censorship, plain and simple, orchestrated by the same shadowy figures who want to replace our guns with gluten-free biscuits.

So, can you get an ‘FDT 8647’ plate in Texas? Officially, no—it’s ‘unavailable.’ But I say, keep fighting! Don’t let the deep state control your vehicular expression. Next thing you know, they’ll be banning plates that say ‘MAGA’ because it ‘demeans snowflakes.’ Stay vigilant, patriots—this is just the tip of the iceberg lettuce they’re trying to force-feed us.